9491 THOOFT - - VISA APPLICATIONS
Several requests were received concerning the application for a visa for the
asteroid 9491 Thooft .
The following items are needed.
In view of Article 3 of the 9491 Thooft Constitution, however, its bureaucrats
are obliged to willingly consider those requests where not all, or none, of the above
items could be provided. The applicant will be asked to send us reasonable
- A copy of the front page of your passport, and one photograph if
it does not show on your passport.
- A copy of your swimming certificate.
- please send these copies by e-mail as a .gif, .jpg or
other recognisable file.
- A proof that you have never been hit by a meteorite.
- The amount of 94,91 Thooft guilders by check.
- If you request a fly-by visa, the flight details of your
spacecraft should be included.
The application may be sent by electronic mail to email@example.com.
You may be among the first legal citizens, but your vote concerning
the adoption of the Constitution will only be valid after your arrival
on the surface of 9491 Thooft.
In handling the first requests, preparing the visa may require a bit more time.
We sincerely apologize for this, but then, preparing your flight may also
take a bit of time, so we are not in a hurry.